Jeffrey Needs a Better Name for his Website

One of my favorite things that I learned during the course of military training, and this is a fact that I love to inform people of whenever I get the chance, is what to do with someone’s eyeball if it pops out of their head and is still attached to the optical nerve.  When this happens, as long as the optical nerve remains intact, the eyeball can still see.  As you can imagine, it can cause quite a bit of disorientation to have one eye looking out at the battlefield, and the other swinging around wildly, seeing the ground, seeing parts of your face that you’ve never seen this closely before, except in a mirror.  The proper thing to do for a person in this unique situation is to (assuming you miraculously have these items available to you) place a cup over the eye and tape it firmly onto the face.  Why is this my favorite thing?  I don’t know…  Ask me what to do with a sucking chest wound…  No idea.  But that makes me kinda giggly…  Sucking chest wound.
Anyhoo,
Byeballs.